Turkeys Standing Up For Themselves

This year I ended up having to work on Thanksgiving. This is kind of a bummer as I won't get to be with my family. At least the company feeds us a really good meal and we get some serious holiday pay for it all, so there are worse things.

The general humbug of it all has not dulled my usual good spirits however and I have taken to drawing some fun pictures of turkeys standing up for themselves. Poor sods, they don't know how doomed they are.

We few, we happy few, we band of gobblers;

For he today that sheds his blood with me

Shall be a gobbler; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition;

And other birds on The Farm now in their nest

shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their giblets cheap (about $0.50/pound) while any speaks

That fought with us upon Thanksgiving Day.