As unflattering as it is, I seem to have managed to get myself stuck with a days long bout of intestinal distress. I don't know how it happened or why it's taking so long, but It's really put a cramp (no pun intended) on my motivation. Nothing seemed to help until last night.
Enter the magic doughnuts!
My wife brought home these tasty treats and I hadn't had one in so long, I risked further aggravation and ate one. suddenly, I'm belching and getting relief. I joked about it, calling them magic but it was a "ha ha" thing. Later I tried another and it happened again!
Magic doughnuts are real!