Hi, My Name is Eli and I'm a Gaming Dad...

Driving home from dinner out tonight, my oldest asks the question, "As a person gets older, does it affect how how easy it is to damage them?"

Without missing a beat, the smart-ass gamer dad in me says, "Yeah, as you gain experience, your Hit Dice increase."

My poor wife practically drove us off the road laughing and I was soundly buffeted across the back of the head with a travel pillow by my daughters in the back seat.

-Eli